Saturday, May 11, 2013

NEW ZEALAND CAMPING 2013: DAY #5



Tuesday  April 23, 2013

We used the ablution block for our morning ablutions. We have been having a laugh about that aspect of our trip ever since our first stop in Akaroa all those days ago – well the day before yesterday!! Rab was certain, based on her experiences travelling around Europe in a Kombi before she met me, that she would have no desire to use the facilities on the camp sites. And she knew, from her experience with the very small showers on our boat in Zimbabwe and the Indian Pacific train in Australia, that it would be difficult to shower and wash her hair. That was the main reason that she had her short haircut before we left.

I had suggested that the facilities might have improved in the half century that had passed since her European adventure, but…..as most men know, women tend to be unmoved by their man’s logical arguments. So it was a great and joyous surprise for Rab to find modern facilities in the camps – the quality did vary somewhat, but all were good and also that she could use her hair dryer in the van – as long as we were hooked into the power supply. She may have apologised for disbelieving me – in fact I am sure she must have done, but I don’t recall the conversation specifically.

After what is now our usual breakfast: cereal, toast and fruit – the latter shared with a couple of early morning visitors from next door – we started to pack for our next move. Matt and family had a couple of things to do before they got going, so we left before them as Rab wanted to see the shops in Queenstown – and I wanted to see if I could get my Ugly Shorts. I remembered to unhook the power point this time and also pulled the gas tank out to check it and found it to be very light – so light that it might be empty, which might account for the lack of heat last night.

On Matt’s advice – they had been told by their van people to empty tanks daily – I exited via the waste station. I had some doubts that there would be too much waste, especially as far as the grey water was concerned because I hadn’t been able to get much fresh water into the tank when I topped that up. And so it proved to be, making me more certain that the van had not been prepped adequately before being handed over. Rab had put some powder into the toilet as disinfectant – the training  video had shown putting in a liquid, but none had been supplied. This made the toilet cartridge water a violent purple colour – and once again there was little to empty.

We went to a local filling station to get some diesel and to fill the gas bottle. The owner said that there was no way that we could have used the full bottle of gas and that I should collect the cost from the van people when I returned it.

The Kingston Flyer with a full head of steam
The first leg of the trip back to Queenstown  took as back past Kingston and then alongside Lake Wakatipu again. There is a steam train – The Kingston Flyer – that does a short run in this area and we were lucky enough to see it at full steam. A lovely sight, especially for those of us who did so many journeys in trains pulled by engines like this. The weather wasn’t as bright as when we had passed by on Sunday, but it was still pretty spectacular. Matt and I had both noticed a large boulder overhanging the road on the way down. The curious thing bout it was that it had a metal plaque fixed to it, about twelve feet above the road. There was no way to pull off the road to try to read the inscription, which would have been pretty dangerous anyway as the road was narrow. I thought there might be a parking place on the way back, but there wasn’t so the plaque will simply have to join the Omarama cairns as New Zealand mysteries.

I felt quite sleepy as we went on our way and was glad that it was not a long drive. Queenstown has expanded dramatically over the 20 years since we were last here. Back then there was a small cluster of shops and eateries around the wharf area where the cruise left from and the cable car to the top of the mountain. That was still there, with many activities at the top of the mountains, but now there were streets of shops, dozens of pubs, restaurants, advertisements for all manner of dangerous activities (the New Zealanders invented the bungy jump and several variants of other foolish things to do).

We had one false start in our quest to find the campsite. Rab’s map reading skills have been improving ever since we left Akaroa. She found two short cuts on the way from there to Omarama and now was able to guide me to the site. We had not paid the additional expense for a GPS system, given the dodgy electronic coverage -  mountains and sparse population doesn’t provide much financial incentive for telecoms.

Matt had stayed at this site on the way to Te Anau to meet us and had expressed a little concern about how Rab would find the weird and whacky approach that had been adopted with the buildings and décor. Of course she had no objections and found them as amusing as he did. Since we got there first I took the more  difficult of the two adjoining sites – my reversing skills and confidence had improved considerably as had Rab’s understanding of what you cannot see seven metres behind you. The site, including the eccentric buildings and décor was great, set on the side of the mountain with soaring forests above. Mostly dark green conifers with patches of shining  gold annuals.

Ablution block and waste station
We were near the ablution block again, which was built in the shape of an oast house. In front of that building was a curious structure which turned out to be the waste station. Sundry other non-functional works dotted the grounds – abandoned boilers; urinals with cut-out figures of kids using them; an old trunk hoisted on a pulley outside the laundry. 

Matt in the Gents 'bar' toilet/shower
Inside the ablution building the walls were covered with tromp l’oeil works in the gents the main  work was a bar stretching around  two walls, with patrons present; in the ladies the walls were covered in shelves with beauty products.

Ladies rest room/toilet/shower
Other doors and walls were decorated in other styles. Really unusual – Matt said he never got used to the man squatting above the one urinal.

Matt and family duly arrived and we had our sperate lunches, with the last of our fruit disappearing  down the throats of the girls. Caroline also loves one of Rab’s favourites – raspberry jam and cheese on the special seed bread we buy. She consumed two of those while arguing with her Granny as to whether the local jam was better than the Australian version. She and I felt the former had the edge over the latter but Rab was not moved by our arguments.


We were ready to head into town after we had lunch which then raised the  question as to how we were to get there, given the narrow streets and lack of much parking space. This actually highlighted one of the areas where travelling by van can create some difficulties that do not arise when driving around by car. The family convinced us that it was an easy walk, and downhill most of the way (which meant uphill most of the way back!) so we set off past the mural of the horse and cart. 

One of the many murals
They didn’t come with us as Matt had some laundry to do, but we agreed to meet at the Information Centre at 15.30 – about an hour and a half after we left.

Driving - Ivan Clarke
Rugby - Ivan Clarke
It was fairly warm – about 18°C/65°F but as we had been told it was an easy walk, although a little further than we had thought. Rab popped in to pick up some maps of the town and then we were on our way. One of the first things we came across was an Art Gallery featuring the works of artist Ivan Clarke in what are said to be the celebrated Lonely Dog series is showcased. Lonely Dog is a moving story of an orphan hound growing up in the whimsical world of Alveridgea in which cats and dogs co-habit side by side in a segregated society. The paintings were amazing and amusing as were the bronzes.
The Baron
My favourite was the bronze bust of a hound in military gear – The Baron, but at the asking price of NZ$11,500/US$9,800 was startling. The coloured version was NZ$24,000/US$20,400. That was nothing compared to the magnificent folio book in an antiqued hand made wooden case, which was a snip at NZ$62,000/US$52,600. I was very tempted to buy the only reasonable priced item in the gallery – a book titled Alveridgea: The Legend of the Lonely Dog – by the artist. It was selling at NZ$49/US$42 and I was tempted but…..we moved on.
(When I got back and had a look at the Lonely Dog site I thought I might check on availability from the usual book suppliers and found Book Depository had the book at half price, with no postage. So I ordered one.)

Moving on, we browsed in some shops – or Rab did, while I kept an eye open for the Canterbury shop.

Me and my Uglies
I spotted that and found that they had only six shorts left, most in size S which was no good to me, but one XL, which was fine. The quality wasn’t as good as the old ones which had been made in a New Zealand factory from New Zealand wool. They were made in China from some kind of  synthetic material. I’m pretty sure they wont last fifteen years – but then I probably won’t either.

It was very hot in the shop and as usual rising temperatures knocked me about a bit. I stayed out in the cooler street while Rab went into some of the other shots and tried to get some pictures of the main street which had some magnificent autumn colours – and a fair bit of traffic. Coming out of one of her shops, Rab spotted The Remarkable Sweet Shop. Matt and the girls had said they had found this treasure trove of lollies/candies/sweets in Arrowtown on their way to Queenstown, but we didn’t know there was another shop. They specialise in fudge made on the premises – and what a selection. You could taste as many as you liked, although they recommended keeping it down to eight flavours as your taste buds apparently lose the ability to distinguish different flavours after that much sugar.

We chose two flavours – green apple pie and crème brulee and some English Toffee Bon Bons. Very restrained. We searched for Rab’s favourite US goods Goetze’s Cow Tales and Bulls Eyes, but there were none. Just as well she has plenty of stock back home.

I was feeling pretty well gone in by now – this blasted heart medication is SUCH a nuisance in its debilitating effects. We paused on the way up the hill towards the Information Centre for an excellent fresh fruit ice cream and then plodded on to the supermarket to top up our victuals. By then I was so bushed that after we met the family, I accepted Rab’s insistence to catch a cab back to the camp, embarrassing though it was to travel that way over a distance I would have covered with ease only a few years ago. Cost NZ10 too, which I begrudged.

The van was cool and I had a lovely snooze for about an hour. That made me feel much better. We had another variant on our Two Minute Noodles – this time a Noodle Soup, which was very satisfactory and the last of our fruit. We went across to Matt’s van for our postprandial entertainment – once again a hilarious, happy evening with family. We were so glad we had made the trip.

Despite the full gas tank, we still could not get the heating to work at low temperatures. Fortunately it was not too cold - about 10°C/50°F and we slept like logs.

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